Having problems with mental health and having modelled for a cheeky calender to raise awareness about mental health, I was inspired to write this poem:

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I need a naked gardener

To tend to my bush

I need a naked gardener

This heavy mower he can push

I need a naked gardener

To trim the lawn edge

I need a naked gardener

To cut back the hedge

I need a naked gardener

To sweep up all the leaves

I need a naked gardener

To flex his muscles as he heaves

A fully laden sack.

I need a naked gardener

Who can put in lots of hours

I need a naked gardener

For spring and summer flowers

I need a naked gardener 

Who can dig over my plot

I need a naked gardener

To add colour to my pots

I need a naked gardener

To prune my glorious shrubs

I need a naked gardener

To stop for tea, a chat

And a gentle ready rub.

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